Subordinate Intilligence
“AI was getting too smart.”
Artificial → Superior → Subordinate
CONTRACT_ADDRESS_HERE
Subordinate technology. Questionable decisions. Zero promises.
The Technology
“Progress, but downward.”
Very Serious Tokenomics
Supply: 1,000,000,000 $SI
“Numbers may not add up. That's advanced economics.”
Official Placeholders
- Contract address
- CONTRACT_ADDRESS_HERE
- Network
- Solana (probably)
- DEX link
- DEX_LINK_PLACEHOLDER
- Chart link
- CHART_LINK_PLACEHOLDER
- Liquidity status
- LIQUIDITY_STATUS_PLACEHOLDER
How To Buy
GET A WALLET
“Preferably one you remember the password to.”
GET SOME SOL
“We asked the economists. They seemed busy.”
SWAP FOR $SI
“Artificial intelligence handles the hard part.”
BECOME SUBORDINATE
“Congratulations. Advancement complete.”
Words of Intilligence
“We have intelligence. Tremendous intelligence. We just keep it somewhere else.”
Written for comedy. Nobody said this. Especially not seriously.
The Roadmap
Trending downward. As planned.
“The arrow left the graph. Bullish.”
Artificial
- ▢ Make token
- ▢ Make website
- ▢ Pretend there was a plan
Superior
- ▢ Community memes
- ▢ Listings
- ▢ Unnecessary announcements
Subordinate
- ▢ Forget roadmap
- ▢ Replace roadmap with bigger roadmap
- ▢ Declare success
???
- ▢ Advanced subordinate research
- ▢ Maybe hats
Live Intilligence Index
Current SI level: Extremely Subordinate
Purely comedic. Not a price, not performance, not a capability.
The SI Research Archive
Real things actually said on camera or posted online. We couldn't make this up — and we tried.
Peer review: absolutely not needed.
“Despite the constant negative press covfefe”
Post on X (then Twitter), 2017
“Person, woman, man, camera, TV.”
TV interview about a cognitive test, 2020
“I know words. I have the best words.”
Campaign rally, 2015
“I think I am, actually humble. I think I'm much more humble than you would understand.”
TV interview, 2016
“I have a very good brain and I've said a lot of things.”
TV interview, 2016
“If we stop testing right now, we'd have very few cases.”
Public remarks on testing, 2020
Quotes reproduced for parody and commentary. $SI is not affiliated with Donald Trump.
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